I just ate my last reserve/life-sustaining duncan donut. What do I do for the rest of this conference?
I am so sad about the drinking at this conference.
I am wasted and bringing my A game. There is one other guy that I know here from a different research community (we went to the same undergrad too but at slightly different times). And we are just shocked and disappointed that no one cares that we have 8 FUCKING DRINK TICKETS.
Let’s do this, people!!!