corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

(via juliendonkeyboy9)

I just ate my last reserve/life-sustaining duncan donut. What do I do for the rest of this conference?

I am so sad about the drinking at this conference.

I am wasted and bringing my A game. There is one other guy that I know here from a different research community (we went to the same undergrad too but at slightly different times). And we are just shocked and disappointed that no one cares that we have 8 FUCKING DRINK TICKETS.

Let’s do this, people!!!

(via blaaargh)

lordthundercox:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

This is one of the finest gif sets I think I’ve ever seen.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

jhart87:

I have been laughing about this for days now.

(via bardinacage)

eating pistachios in bed is a terrible idea. But they are so yummy… so… idk.

here we are.