thefuuuucomics:

Airplane Sleeping Positions

Want to try the Pierre on my next international flight…

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repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

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Still impatiently waiting for the Tony Bennet and Lady Gaga duet album.

Where the fuck is this thing already? I was impatiently waiting for January and it just never came.

gailsimone:

Falcon!

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

just cut myself off from texting. going back to germany tomorrow. feeling depressed already. no one needs to hear it.

stares drunkenly at tumblr through a single eyeball…

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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I just ate my last reserve/life-sustaining duncan donut. What do I do for the rest of this conference?